October 18, 2010
--via Cracked.com's The 5 Most Ridiculous Lies You Were Taught In History Class. I don't know why but the befuddled Einstein going "what the fart?" amuses me greatly.
"Sometimes masturbation takes so much focus I end up just daydreaming on my stomach."
--http://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman. Man, what a weird mix of titillation and wistfulness.