November 25, 2012

If Grand Theft Auto had a main character who was a horse with magical powers it would look like this, oddly captivating:

Vanilla Ice-Nine: anybody who hears him rapping instantaneously stops, collaborates and listens until death claims them.

Anyone who admits to having made 'my share of mistakes' has in fact made far more than his share of mistakes.

'All-Purpose' flour shouldn't be able to call itself that. Terrible as a bodywash.

Inner-City Wizard School...

Actually Kottke's other Key & Peele links are all great, I need to see more of these guys: http://kottke.org/12/11/inner-city-wizard-school