TIL spelling "socks" letter by letter sounds like spanish for it is what it is. (eso si que es). Almost. Never let facts get in the way of a good bilingual pun.
http://www.vulture.com/2015/02/best-of-haruki-murakami-advice-column.html -- heh.
Top Five Crimes Based on How Awesome Their Name Sounds Alone...is that last one a thing?
- Pyramid Schemes
- Public mischief
- Criminal vampirism