March 15, 2020

2020.03.15
click to play

coraferris
Yesterday Cora and I built a (kind of rickety tbh) Ferris Wheel and electric powered Spinning Ride toy and then later she and I attempted a virtual version, importing photos of two of her toys to ride...
January 22: "We have it totally under control. It's one person coming in from China. It's going to be just fine."
.
February 2: "We pretty much shut it down coming in from China."
.
February 24: "The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA... Stock Market starting to look very good to me!"
.
February 25: "CDC and my Administration are doing a GREAT job of handling Coronavirus."
.
February 25: "I think that's a problem that's going to go away... They have studied it. They know very much. In fact, we're very close to a vaccine."
.
February 26: "The 15 (cases in the US) within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero."
.
February 26: "We're going very substantially down, not up."
.
February 27: "One day it's like a miracle, it will disappear."
.
February 28: "We're ordering a lot of supplies. We're ordering a lot of, uh, elements that frankly we wouldn't be ordering unless it was something like this. But we're ordering a lot of different elements of medical."
.
March 2: "You take a solid flu vaccine, you don't think that could have an impact, or much of an impact, on corona?"
.
March 2: "A lot of things are happening, a lot of very exciting things are happening and they're happening very rapidly."
.
March 4: "If we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work -- some of them go to work, but they get better."
.
March 5: "I NEVER said people that are feeling sick should go to work."
.
March 5: "The United States... has, as of now, only 129 cases... and 11 deaths. We are working very hard to keep these numbers as low as possible!"
.
March 6: "I think we're doing a really good job in this country at keeping it down... a tremendous job at keeping it down."
.
March 6: "Anybody right now, and yesterday, anybody that needs a test gets a test. They're there. And the tests are beautiful.... the tests are all perfect like the letter was perfect. The transcription was perfect. Right? This was not as perfect as that but pretty good."
.
March 6: "I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised that I understand it... Every one of these doctors said, 'How do you know so much about this?' Maybe I have a natural ability. Maybe I should have done that instead of running for president."
.
March 6: "I don't need to have the numbers double because of one ship that wasn't our fault."
.
March 8: "We have a perfectly coordinated and fine-tuned plan at the White House for our attack on CoronaVirus."
.
March 9: "This blindsided the world."
.
March 13: "I don't take responsibility at all"
President Donald Trump

honestly fuck viruses they're not even alive they're just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don't even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump


I liked these ideas for a Coroniavirus episode of "The Office"
Stay home, and tell everyone else to stay home.

We have COVID-19 patients, though right now they do not exceed our ability to care for all of them. Based on modeling exponential community spread, soon I will be telling high-mortality folks that I will not be able to give them life-supporting care, but that I can give them opiates to ease their breathing as they die.

Alone, without visitors, because we need to prioritize limiting spread.

Please help doctors in your area minimize this suffering. You CAN help! STAY THE FUCK HOME and tell everyone you know to do the same, no matter how healthy.