Inside you are two wolves. And it's too dark to read.
After I drink coffee I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.
The bad news: mildly aging eyes, I'm doing the "glasses on top of the head" trick for stuff close up.
The good news...er, I kind of like if I get some glasses maybe they can be "progressives"? So like, on-brand.