it burns! it burns!

September 7, 2003
Funny of the Moment
"Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade."
"But I'm allergic to citrus."
"Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemons, swell up and die."
--Dogbert and Dilbert, via Ross. (And my favorite from Red Meat, "when life gives you poop, make poop-juice!")