nutty, cheeky

December 16, 2005
Photo, Link, and Anecdote of the Moment
--Squirrel and Peanut, from a great antidote when you see gross stuff on the 'Net.

Cute story: my mom tried to get me to eat peas, putting them into a medley of other veggies. Apparently I dutilfully tucked each pea into my cheeks, and then spit them out in a neat little row when I was done. Was my mom surprised!

How-To of the Moment
How To Write a Fruitcake Joke. I'm always a fan of such serious and studious sounding approaches to silly topics.

Of course, that's just a call to envision a world where jokes about fruitcakes are No Laughing Matter! Stop the Hate! Hug a Fruitcake Today!

Quote of the Moment
"Everything is a miracle. It is a miracle that one does not dissolve in one's bath like a lump of sugar."
--Pablo Picasso