fire fire fire

(15 comments)
June 1, 2006
I've never used a fire extinguisher. So, of course, they're very tempting to me now. They just seem like so much fun, all that foam at your command. Plus it seems like putting out a fire with one must be very satisfying, in that kind of manly "mastery over nature" sort of way.

I know I should kind of count my blessing in never having to have used one, but still.

I still like the other premise of Fahrenheit 411 451 (thanks Candi)... it's not just that they burn books, it's that they don't need firefighters because they just made everything fireproof.

Video of the Moment
"What you want Natalie?"
TO DRINK AND FIGHT!
What you need Natalie?"
TO F*** ALL NIGHT!
--Natalie Portman's Yo Natalie! gangsta rap video...I think from SNL/Lonely Island. I kind of like the awareness of the exchange "'We love you Natalie!' I WANNA F*** YOU TOO!", given how she's a target of so much geek fetish.