vacation scratchlog flush #2

So there was a good xkcd comic and discussion on "cheesy pickup lines gone wrong". Here were my favorites: My contribution was
reminds me of a when my cohabitating then-girlfriend said to me "nice pants!"

I was going to say "thanks! i bet they'd look great crumpled on your bedroom floor" but then I remembered... she's seen them crumpled on the bedroom floor, along with some shorts and assorted other laundry and frankly, she knows that it doesn't look that great.