So like in 2009 I've decided to turn this site into a big Java Advent Calendar for the run up to Christmas! Every day you'll get a small Java toy or game, a little interactive amuse-bouch.
I've also made a bookmarkable Javadvent Calendar page if you prefer. My site will continue its usual twitter-ish collection of quotes and links and random observations though...
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank.
Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHLSiIVxjUs -- probably my favorite Christmas Hiphop song, edging out "Christmas in Hollis". Love the off-kilter machinery beat.
Am I imagining things or is the new Apple Store where the climax of "The Untouchables" took place?
At times like this I regret not having had more meaningless sex. And by "times like this" I mean "weekdays".
The human brain is perhaps the only example of evolution providing a species with an organ it does not know how to use.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8G4q52EsCc Looking for Dirty Dozen Brass Band's "When I'm Walking" I found this jam w/ Gov't Mule of "Chameleon"
There's an obscure school of programming that says every function should have one normal exit point. I don't do that, but it makes a kind of sense to me.
The All-22 View of the NFL, where you can see all the players (albeit as stick figures) -- annoying that its kept so secret, I always thought some of the promise of HD TV was allowing multiple viewpoints, including presumably that one.
I am always amused by nunchucks. I can't recall ever hearing of a single incident where anyone successfully has used nunchucks to either defend himself or to attack someone else, yet they are illegal in three states. They can't be easily concealed, and pose as much of a danger to the wielder as to the target. Presumably, if nunchucks were in any way effective, all soldiers and cops would carry them. And yet everyday factories manufacture nunchucks. And every day some teenage boy covers his back and forearms in bruises in his futile quest to master the noble of nunchuckery.
The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.
My biggest fear is that this, right now, is the golden age.
History says, ya, Romney will get the nomination, it's always the runnerup from last time. So whats that say for 2016? Newt?
Take some time to think about time.
On my devblog, a pretty nifty double helix animation in processing.js
Everything you can imagine is real.
Oldest and Fatherless: The Terrible Secret of Tom Bombadil -- might he be the most dangerous Dark Lord of Middle Earth? (Personally I don't think that's how Tolkien rolls, but hey.)
(Oh the Tom Bombadil thing is the same guy who came up with that brilliant R2D2 and Chewbacca as the movers and shakers of the Rebellion.)
What should I be when I grow up? A computer programmer! My capsule profile for my company's College Readiness blog.
Software patents are like patenting '1 teaspoon sugar' as part of a recipe to make cinnamon buns.
Men-ups-- dudes in various traditional pinup-girl poses, showing the weirdness of it all...
FWIW the Nokia Lumia 710 reminds me a lot of the old Palm Z22.
In the early-2000s, an apathy-starved American culture took the "eh" from their northerly neighbors, added an "m", and came up with today's most important phrase of indifference: "meh"
And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the sketchiest of these is faith.
Article about Applejack and dangerous homebrew "jacking" reminds me what a poetic name "moonshine" is for booze.
I love museums where Amber's bag is verboten as a backpack, but she can just wear it on one shoulder and it's magically an accepted purse.
Wow, the folks at Amazon are out to be the biggest dickbags in the history of retailing.
Crazy huge gorgeous orange moon as we head back east to Boston...
"There's an Occupy Berkshires. We missed that when we were driving around there."
"Occupy Berkshires-isn't that just called 'camping'?"
Sometimes terrible people produce things we like. Sometimes things we like are terrible. You can enjoy things without agreeing with them.
Seeing all the billboards at Park Street being holiday ads for "Dietz & Watson Premium Deli Meats & Cheeses" feels oddly depression-era.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were?
Need to prove something you already believe? All you need are two graphs (to overlay) and a leading question
Tool-assisted speedrun creation of a NES emulator. Amazing. ("Tool-assisted Speedruns" are usually people PLAYING videogames, using the computer to help them cheat and play a superhumanly perfect game, not write an emulator that lets you play the games of an old system.)
Habeas Corpus, who needs that latin crap? Martial Law all the time that's what we need!
In the early mid-90s Perl introduced me to hashmaps; the first non-array, non-DIY linked list collection I'd seen. Mind blown! And then I found out about cheap rentable web space, Perl CGI, and how POST and GET params could work like a hashmap... sky was the limit!
Panera with all the calorie counts labeled... what's more amazing, how many calories a cookie has, or how many a really tasty salad doesn't?
Most hugely reviled things, I can see why people hate. What kind of person am I then if I don't get what's so godawful about Nickelback? Is it 'cause they're prefab, but meant to sound indy and authentic? Or what?
The cutest broken leg in the history of ever
Even beyond the permanent marital law National Defense Authorization Bill gets us, it makes the dumbass mistake of treating terrorism as war.
Posting this makes me feel a million years old but Reader's Digest's 20 Secrets Your Waiter Won't Tell You is pretty great.
Being poor is having to live with choices you didn't know you made when you were 14 years old.
Republican Horserace... Now that's a fun (animated) infographic!
http://mediamatters.org/blog/201112120005 Fox News lies so hard, they can't even draw a simple graph.
Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.
When the process isn't good, the product is suspect.
On my devblog: Image Magick, Notepad++ Macros, and a batch file for super quick bulk image trimming!
Between NDAA and SOPA, everything kinda sucks.
SOPA *AND* NDAA? DOESN'T CONGRESS REALIZE THE INTERNET IS FULL OF OUTRAGE?
"Look, there's a chipotle."
"That used to be a Buck-A-Book."
"People don't read any more. They just eat burritos."
I've seen enough on the Internet that nothing fazes me. I think that cost me a small piece of my soul, but it beats just watching cat videos all day.
I fucking hate Thoreau. Pastoralist sentimental bullshit. He'd rather exist in wonder and ignorance than knowledge.
After a year of calling the project Darwin, at the company party they're assigning "awards" based on different animals per person-so telling
And I'm the Platypus... guess that works. Subtext: you're an odd duck (so to speak.) I was worried it was going to be one of the Sea-Monkeys I keep in a little tank thing on my desk.
When the red red robin comes bob-bob-bobbin' along, there'll be no more sobbin'- just the screams.
Well, maybe then some sobbin'.
Figure out who you are, and then do it on purpose.
I've never seen a tax cut build a bridge.
Christopher Hitchens quotes.
Poor Kim Jong-il. He's with L. Ron Hubbard now.
Paint.NET is so good that it's probably time for me to retire using Paint Shop Pro 5 (1998 called, it wants its software back) The thing about the program is it's a little tough to find a download... there's this malware-looking GIMP download masquerading.
To be a nerd is often to live with a nagging feeling of one's own incurable heartlessness.
Wow. 8:45 and I'm already typing ("entitlement"=="Assessments") instead of (item.entitlement=="Assessments"). Gonna be a long day.
"How can you sex up the gift of a coffee grinder?"
"Try saying 'now you got the grind, I'll bring the bump?'"
I saw mommy shaking Santa Claus' hand / but in a meaningful way
Jingle bells / jingle bells / jingle at least most of the way
Frosty / the Snowman / was inert
Rudoph / the damp-nosed reindeer / had a rather damp nose
Bittersweet contentment to the world!
O the weather outside is frightful / I hope the god damn furnace guy gets here soon
I'm dreaming / of a ... Christmas / without so many wolves in it
Silent night / shut up.
It came upon the midnight overcast
I'll be home for Christmas / that's what "house arrest" means
12 minutes of fail for your holiday schadenfreude needs. The driver at 7:46 is one of the subtlest and best.
Deregulate. 4 months later, a coordinated "Bear Raid" crashes your economy. Conclusion: Duh.
http://kirkdev.blogspot.com/ - using scale9grid to let old IE have drop shadows. Or not. BONUS: Fireworks muddled through cheatsheet!
An arcade cabinet is a vending machine that dispenses excitement.
"A code review of Eric Chahi's "Another World" - a close look via reverse engineering. http://t.co/f2HJ8fWp #retro #fascinating"
The new kitchen at my folks' place in NJ has these weird, magnetic or pneumatic no-slam drawers. Eerie how they slow at the end.
A&E really has a series all about parking tickets?
On North Korea -- Just read the book "The Cleanest Race" about North Korea propaganda, and it makes me thing that article is halfbaked. North Koreans eem to really believe their racial purity myths, and their entire internal system depends on the propaganda about their nuclear strength and the world's fear of that.
I have to admit, I had mixed feelings telling people we were "going to my folk's place at the Jersey Shore" which gives the wrong impression it at least two directions. But, it is also kinda nice.
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg! Batmobile lost a wheel, and Joker got away!
This year's advent calendar caused me to delay my seasonal music summary... not that there's so much of a clamor for it, but people who like this kind of music will find this a good collection of the music they like.
(Actually my tastes are a bit eclectic, but still, there's some fun stuff here.)
So, the one five star song in the fall was Might Like You Better by Amanda Blank, an incredibly fun and EXTREMELY raunchy song. Another great one was the cover of Addicted To Love by Florence + The Machine. (It was used on the ad for some TV show.)
Other songs by category:
Energetic Electronic or Mashup
- ABC Jackson 5/A.Skillz Remix. From this brilliant remixer.
- California soul (A.Skillz Remix) A.Skillz.
- No Fun/Push It 2 Many DJ's. cmg showed me a three stooges video that used this mashup.
- Satisfaction by Benny Benassi -- also from the Saints Row 3 soundtrack.
- Enemy Crush Skrip Breaks. That video is a crazy silly finger parkour video
- Queen Dot Kong The Dø. Saints Row 3.
- Think about the way Frisco vs. Ice Mc. Rediculously happy song, reminded of it by watching "Trainspotting" again.
- Make It Take It Amanda Blank. Another Amber favorite.
- The Wizard's Palace Violent J. Recommendation from a friend of a friend of the most worthwile Insane Clown Posse song-- a fun mix of Wizard of Oz and Marijuana, I love the horns sample.
- Ass Like That [Explicit] Eminem. I was reading about the incident that inspired this, the stand off of "Triumph the Insult Comic Dog" and Eminem's crew.
- Floozy The Knux-- from this very odd indie video game teaser video.
- 'Till I Collapse Eminem. Soundtrack to "Real Steel".
- 911 Is A Joke Public Enemy. Remembered from my high school days.
- Fast Lane Bad Meets Evil. Also from "Real Steel".
- No Mo! Red Astaire. From a random youtube video that made it look like it was the music for an Equestrian Dressage event.
- Power [Explicit] Kanye West. From the "Saints Row 3" game credits.
- Loose Lips Kimya Dawson. I think I heard this on one of Amber's playlists, and/or from the movie Juno.
- Video Games Lana Del Rey. Super sweet song that Amber and I really like. At first I wasn't sure if it was sarcastic, but no, it is gently about slow evenings with her boyfriend, even as he played his World of Warcraft.
- Tip of the Tongue The Donnis Trio. Heard in a cafe.
- Pterodactyls Fujiya And Miyagi. Heard this in a Chipotle.
- They Jem. A favorite of Amber's.
- Taken By A Stranger Eurovision song by Lena Meyer Landrut who did my favorite "Satellite", though I couldn't find her version.
- Done Wrong Ani Difranco. A replacement for a bad rip of an old favorite album.
- Just One Look Doris Troy. The Casanova's go-to song in "Crazy, Stupid, Love"
- Mama Said The Shirelles. Just randomly in my head at some point.
- The Clapping Song and Iko Iko The Belle Stars. I heard some version of the first song in a VW Beetle ad.
- Blister In The Sun Nouvelle Vague, from the movie Bridesmaids.
- Fly [Explicit] Sugar Ray. Heard this out shopping, remembered it was a song I liked the sound of.
- Closing Time Semisonic. Andy on the Office was trying to get every one into singing in this song at the end of the day... another song I have to unafraid to admit I like.
- Epic Faith No More. This song was big in highschool (so maybe late 80s?) Heard it recently in Saints Row 3.
- Buck Bumble Theme Argonaut software.
- Moon Patrol Dor-X. One of my favorite basslines in high school, I sought out a good cover of it.
- The Lazy Song Bruno Mars. My cousin Llara pointed it out this comedy to us.
- Banana Boat (Day-O) Stan Freberg. This was on a Dr. Demento tape a friend had made for my dad when he was sick.
- I'm Shipping Up To Boston Dropkick Murphys. Used as the ex-Sox Papelban's theme I think, I was reminded of it by its use in "The Departed"
- Don't Fence Me In (From "The Bachelor") David Byrne. Heard this on Amber's iPod a long time ago.
- Hey Bartender The Blues Brothers. Heard this at a store in Burlington Vermont
- 15 Seconds of Fame Jim's Big Ego. Fun, fun, fun, and Internet-y.
- Drums Live At Ballou Vs. Dunbar Ballou Marching Band Drumline. I'm always looking for good drumline music.
A robot walks into a bar and says, 'I'll have a screwdriver.'
Personally I'm not such a big fan of the endless deluge of cat videos online (Intellectually it's kind of interesting though, as a commentary of how cats are so... I dunno, around us? and often make good subjects) but I am a big fan of Amanda's Four-Legged Friends, a really terrific pet-visit service in Boston Metrowest. The care is great, the rates were terrific, and I think the clever bit was every visit she posts a quick youtube video of the pets. That's a great idea! It's not like we checked them every day, but they were nice to know they were there.
So, these aren't the most compelling things on youtube, but hey:
"If lovin' you is wrong...well, no, I still want to be right. I need to be right. That need is greater than love."
Though artificial intelligence remains underdeveloped, there have been great gains in artificial stupidity.
Open Photo GalleryA couple weeks ago we had my company holiday party hosted by the company's president... here he is handing out my compay's version of the Dundies (this is the one with the animal theme to fit our fast-evolving "Darwin" project codename, where I was given the "Platypus" award.)
Christmas was at my folks summer place in Ocean Grove New Jersey. At the Rite-Aid Christmas Eve my mom and I spotted this bit of hilariously awful commercialism:
Jesus is the Reason for the Season, now BUY OUR CANDY... (There were also, and I have photographic proof of this, "Jesus: Sweetest Name I Know" candycanes. (On the tin, they flip the candycane to be the "J" in Jesus.)
Speaking of all things Jesus-y, Amber and I went to Kevin Smith's comicbook store "Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash" where they have props from his movies, including the "Buddy Christ" from the "Catholicism WOW" campaign in Dogma:
So, Christmas! Here was the tree corner looking as lovely as ever...
It's funny though how a bad angle can ruin a photo...
I got lots of cool things including a replacement for my London Tube map "Mighty Wallet". What a difference a year makes, eh?
We had lots of good eating over the weekend, including the Zucchini and Cheese Omelettes by Amber.
Here she with a blurry platter of chopped deliciousness behind her...
Dr. Mario is to my family what Monopoly or Scrabble is to some others, the game you can just play and play and play and play and play during get-togethers. In OGNJ we play the Japanese-only Gamecube version on a projector.
Amber just wanted photographc evidence that she should have won... clearly her final 2 viruses are being taken out there on the far left even as the bouncing "Lose" message taunts her.
Back when I was a lad in high school my folks bought me a seasonal hiphop album, Christmas Rap. Recently I bought the CD version, because I couldn't find the tracks anywhere.
I was surprised at how deeply so many of the songs were enmeshed in my brain. There was another surprise, though. Here is the cover of the CD, which is about how I remember the front of the cassette tape:
Kinda cool, classic Run DMC-ish sneakers, some weird decorative paper that I assumed were being used like legwarmers.
The inside art tells a different story:
GAH! It's Run or DMC as a Christmas Mummy!
The final mystery to this CD is the Derek B track Chilling with Santa. Its attributed only to Derek B, but the song has lines like "my DJ Derek B who's the best" and "Derek B popped a tape into his box". Who's rapping?
(Hmm, if I'm extrapolating from this bio correctly, it might be "EZQ" which is actually Derek B's alter-ego. He's referring to himself in the third person. Sort of.)
More of why I'm disenchanted w. soduko: RT @factlets: Clever E. coli bacteria have been taught to solve Sudoku puzzles. http://t.co/hGLWd1KB
Some of the reststops on 93 in New Hampshire have fireplaces they keep stoked with nice big fires. I dig it!
From this old Penny Arcade... (not for the squeamish)
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.I dunno, it's been a while since I've been drawing on my backlog for the site, and I thought it was a good end to 2011, the year before 2012, with all the silly "Mayan Y2K" issues people think mean the end. (For all we know, it could be the begining...)
When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down over my face, my dark work will begin.
I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
Happy New Year!
Dog breeding is the cutest eugenics there is
The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong in the broken places.