July 1, 2009
"The Buzz Boar is easily the most devastating weapon in the COBRA arsenal, if viewed from the perspective of a weary parks groundskeeper."
http://cmdrriker.tumblr.com/ - way too much Commander Riker (4 comments)
July 2, 2009
|--2009.01.29; I kind of angstily doodled this in the iPhone app "sketches" during the meeting they were announcing layoffs. (Though I didn't know what my fate was at that point.)|
Commuting with a work laptop has caused me to stop carrying around my tablet PC, but lately I've been longing for an electronic doodlepad I'd have on me all the time (preferably with some super-easy way of adding doodles to my "of the Moment" blog). An iPhone being poked at with a finger lacks the finesse even my clumsy style needs, but I have hopes for the Pogo stylus that has gotten some good reviews. (If that doesn't pan out, I might look at Colors! for the homebrew DS.)
"We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done."
--Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Thunderboomers! (That word is so cute, almost to the point of cutesy. Is it a New England thing or more widespread?)
http://www.retrocomedy.com/2009/07/15-creepiest-vintage-ads-of-all-time.html - hyper creepy ads from back in the day
http://mikelynchcartoons.blogspot.com/2009/06/200-characters-from-dick-tracy-1931.html - awesome 200 Dick Tracy b+w characters!
http://www.politicsdaily.com/2009/06/22/obama-signstobacco-bill/ - banning clove cigarettes? Fuck the government! "won't somebody think of the children??" my soon to be libertarian ass. Seriously, this is nanny state crap at its worse, not to mention arguably discriminatory against Indonesia. God DAMN this ticks me off, and I barely ever smoke anything.
3 George Washington Tidbits from Mt. Vernon and some reading after:
* "A hundd. thousand men coming one after another cannot move a Ton weight; but the united strength of 50 would transport it with ease." --letter to William Gordon, 1783. Interesting he picked on the number 50, the current # of states...
* "A glass of wine and a bit of mutton are always ready, and such as will be content to partake of them are always welcome. Those who expect more will be disappointed."
* Washington was a slaveholder, albeit somewhat more enlightened than some of his peers. One of the men had the name "'Slamming' Joe", which by 1799 standards is a hella cool name. (37 comments)
July 3, 2009
--OK, this is kind of silly but for the longest time I sort of assumed Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck were, like, the same person. So I built this quiz to see if it was just me, or what, but now without trying to cheat I can get it kind of easily.
If you take it please post your score in the comments.
"I wish I had a penis so I could fuck myself in the titties"
--Buddy A.F. reports that this, said at constant intervals, makes for about the worst hookup ever. (1 comment)
July 4, 2009
starsstripes - source - built with processing
click and hold the mouse for a sparkler! happy fourth of july!
July 5, 2009
Coming up - fireworks! But first: EB's and his new baby, henceforth known as "EBB2":
So Amber and I decided to kayak the Charles for fireworks - we were joined by much more experienced kayakers rhysara and c1, who had their own equipment (AND HOW - Rhysara managed to get all her luggage on her monstrous beast of a craft:)
Last year I noted "Hmm. 34 years old and I'll still veer off my path to steer towards a pigeon for a bit..." -- apparently you can add a year to 34, and change the pigeon to "swimming geese"...
I worry that not enough of the composition class has stuck with me, or else I would have seen this lovely arch of a bridge as a framing device rather than just notice by accident after: (And maybe hold the camera straight for once)
Getting near the fireworks site we found this lovely beast of a pontoon highrise homebrew craft. Braver souls than I!
Rhysara asked that I make a LJ-icon-able photo including the bow of a kayak and the fireworks... a challenge, since the fireworks were usually high up. This is the best I could do, though I think the square cropping should still be interesting:
So finally, notes to my future self should I do this again:
- If you're wavering about the hoody (being too warm at first, but useful if an evening chill sets in) wear it now, unless the day is truly sweltering.
- It's a bit over 4 1/2 miles each way. So get paddlin'!
- You do need food, but not that much food...
- The strategy of not drinking too much so as to avoid emergency port-a-lot trips to shore is a good one.
- Yes the anchor is super handy. Ideally with about 100 feet of line but a bit less will do.
- Anchors should ALWAYS be tied to the bow, not the stern, and if you're clever, look how the big boats are pulling from their anchor to figure out which way you'll be facing. HOWEVER - if you are facing directly into the fireworks, you are at risk for having a lot of smoke and ash blown in your face.
http://kirkjerk.com/photos/misc/2009july4/ - full set of photos from the 4th Kayaking!
"I always live by the motto don't do anything you'll have to explain to the paramedics."
http://c1.livejournal.com/216148.html - C1's coverage of the event (3 comments)
July 6, 2009
So yesterday I went up to Maine to visit with Jane who was "in town" (relative to Ann Arbor, at least) for he folks' 50th Anniversary. Eventually though we slipped away to Old Orchard beach and its pretty awesome Palace Playland...
That's a ride we considered but didn't try... they use a combination system where you can get an all-day pass or use tickets. The latter works out to about $3.45 - $4.60 a ride, which seems like a lot, but probably compares favorably to what you get to go on at a six flags, and it's nice to have the option.
We did give "Adrenalin" a whirl...
Also later went on Pirate Ship one of the classics.
Probably not 100% smart to be taking photos then, but hey. Just to play with rearranging that, getting the horizons about level...
Jane didn't quite feel ready for the "Power Surge", so here I am on it, up, up...
Old Orchard Beach is interesting to me... I heard about quite a lot when I was in Cleveland because the Salvation Army has Camp Meetings there, though I never went to them. Currently the town is a mix of visiting Canadians (so it's generally French-language friendly) and bikers.
On the beach Jane found a ringing cellphone... turns out some guy had left it there by mistake, so we were able to do our good deed for the day and return it to him, over by the place where they sell the famous "pier fries", so a win all around.
And they have a lovely old pier, with a bunch of food stalls and bars over it.
Finally, on my own way home, the setting sun was doing interesting things to the clouds.
"When the light gets coherent, the coherent become lasers."
"It may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down [and] plod along," Sarah Palin said Friday, in an attempt to suggest that serving her full term as governor would add to the nation's apathy. "That's the worthless, easy path; that's a quitter's way out." Sarah Palin is no quitter. That's why she's quitting.
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/07/03/compuserve-shuts-dow.html - RIP Compuserve- post-AOL it's easy to forget what a groundbreaker it was!
http://lookatthisfuckingtumblr.tumblr.com/ - SO MUCH META
In a flurry of flame and fur, fangs and wicker, thus ended the world's first and only hot air baboon ride.
--Tony Alfieri, http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2009.htm
http://cellar.org/iotd.php - my firework-over-kayak-bow photo was Cellar.org's Image of the Day. (5 comments)
July 7, 2009
http://sexualintelligence.wordpress.com/2009/07/03/july-4-and-your-sexual-freedom/ - an honest word of thanks for sexual freedoms - last 2 paragraphs are great (via cmg)
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2009/07/02/business/economy/20090705-cycles-graphic.html - oddly soothing NY Times interactive infographics ( via http://twitter.com/littleayun )
When I was a kid, I used to imagine a form of afterlife of some random moment- mundane or not- of my regular life extended forever. (5 comments)
July 8, 2009
Rules for Poets,
Now That Anyone Can Write
If you use the word 'soul,' you will be shot.
Rhymes are appropriate to children's books and high school creative writing assignments. Formulae are beautiful only in mathematics.
Repeat after me: "Revolutionary content, revolutionary form."
All nights are not endless; all rains not gentle; all skies not azure; &c. &c.
It is not a poem just because the line ends before the
Some writers toss down whatever words come to mind. Others spend hours, weeks, months looking for just the right word.
No wonder we are not all poets.
If it hasn't been edited, it is not a poem. It is a draft.
It is as difficult to write a poem as it is to write a symphony.
Don't kid yourself.
The importance of a private memory doesn't justify art.
Have you ever torn up a sheet of paper into small pieces, so bad was the poem written on it? It is a good habit to start.
If the artist doesn't distinguish between good and bad work, someone else will.
Remember: even a monkey can mimic a poet.
The world does not need another poem about a bad relationship. Save it for the diary.
Poetry is about words, not ideas. If you want to make a point, write a manifesto.
Speak every poem aloud. If is doesn't sound beautiful, it isn't a poem.
Sylvia Plath used to get up at 4am and write until her children awoke at 8. She labored over every word. She rewrote and rewrote. She managed about a poem a day during this, her most productive time.
How many do you write in a day?
You would not invite your friends over and serve them rancid food and sour wine. Why not? Because you care about them, and you don't want to see them suffer.
Have mercy. Discipline yourself.
"Today's date is a punchline. Why was six afraid of seven? Because..."
-- http://twitter.com/stevedelfino - also, today has that whole 12:34:56 7/8/9 thing going on, if you write the date that way. (2 comments)
July 9, 2009
--via Bill the Splut
IS IT SO WRONG TO SNICKER EVERY TIME I HEAR ABOUT THE CHINESE "WIGGER" ETHNIC PROBLEMS?? Probably. (2 comments)
July 10, 2009
Baseball gloves really seem kind of oversized and comical when you stop to think about 'em.
http://www.pinsane.com/pinorama/events/MJ_09/kr/michael_jackson_arcade_entry.html - old news, but man... MJ's arcade panoramically.
"Man has to suffer. When he has no real afflictions, he invents some."
Haha, I misremembered bing.com as "bling.com" and had to google for "microsofts new search engine" (thought it might be better search for "distance between boston and chicago") (3 comments)
July 11, 2009
"Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens."
"Perhaps [...] the secret to a good life is finding the balance between [near-term and long-term thinking], the rhythm that brings harmony to the different timescales at which we live."
-- A Discover piece on the loveliness of the wandering mind.
At my computer I unwrap a flatbread sandwich, and in comes the cat, probably hoping for a bite. 'Well,' I think to myself, 'look what the cat dragged in' and then smack myself.
http://strangerthaneviction.tumblr.com - "landlord of the flies"
7-11 has these great tiny 3.6 oz Ben+Jerry's micropints (I'd seen 'em at a hotel in Denver) - fewer calories than a Snickers, SO much more satisfying (2 comments)
July 12, 2009
--via horkulated, but the original photographer's archive is worth looking at.
It makes me irritated that I'm not a better photographer, though it's not like I've really worked ALL that much at it, and then there's my refusal to get used to a better camera than the Canon point-and-shoots.
In general, I think it IS more about the composition than, say, the lens, but there are times when I realize the limitations of the raw images I'm taking. (Also I would say that the new Canon automatic modes are significantly smarter than the previous ones.)
I recently bought a copy of "Photoshop Elements" and a book, because I think a lot of what I find visually compelling in photographs beyond composition is done in the virtual darkroom; (like some of the light and texture in this portrait) I need to better understand color and saturation and things like that, tough because right now they seem kind of nebulous to me.
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0624/p09s02-coop.html - CSM editorial on how gender balance might have helped ward off the worst of the financial meltdown.
Added 9 photos to my family and friends photo project http://kirkjerk.com/2009/06/02/ - 26 in all, feeling a bit surrounded!
Fire! It is what we can doing we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quietly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire come out.
--notice posted in the hallways of a Florence, Italy, hotel (via Bill the Splut)
My "!psyched" mp3 playlist - 27 songs - energetic, familiar music for working to, now a great anti-slack tool I don't utilize enough.
Wish I could get every damn spellchecker in my life to not fix lowercase to upper-That's a grammar 'mistake' I choose to make, not spelling
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=why-do-we-swear - swearing cam mitigate pain - it seems amazing to me that cussing is neurologically distinctive. It's almost as if we had swearing before we had language...
Sox enter the All-Star break 3 games ahead of the Yankees and with the best record in the AL. Dig it!
I just sent Amber a jokey one word txt: *hic*. Luckily I caught iPhone trying to autocorrect that to *HIV*.
Loveblender.com couplet: "Such a dirty girl filled with dark desires. My saliva isn't enough to put out your sexual fire." Oy. (2 comments)
July 13, 2009
--Oh good GOSH is that brilliant... their youtube page shows that this is a whole series... what a fantastic way of pointing out the silliness of the low rent rhetoric that DC and the news networks are swamped with.
Note to future self: squirt of windex, light scrub with steel wool, wipe with paper towel is a decent way of removing old parking permit.
http://www.macrumors.com/2009/07/13/apple-touchscreen-netbook-to-launch-in-october-at-800/ - Apple touchscreen notebook rumors. Wonder if it will be doodle-able (unlike the iPhone) (3 comments)
July 14, 2009
...Heh. I also remember him playing against Mark Hamill in the game "Wing Commander III"
"Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat."
--Sir Julian Huxley
The Point-of-view gun is a device created by Douglas Adams for the movie version of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; it does not appear in any of the previous versions of the story.
According to the film, the gun was created by Deep Thought prior to its long pondering of the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. When used on someone, it will cause them to see things from the point of view of the person firing the gun.
- - had never heard of this but I love the idea.
"Sugar, your thighs are hives of honey, and I am the Bumble Bee of Love" -- new Blender of Love!
July 15, 2009
JZ's puppy Brody. Everyone loves puppies!
They must have boarded the windows with some striking blue material at this Roxbury building:
Arlington's Spy Pond:
Mysterious and shady duck:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/24/business/energy-environment/24geotherm.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=James%20Glanz%20basel%20earthquake&st=cse - Geothermal energy projects cause earthquakes? Yikes!
http://hothardware.com/Articles/Asus-Eee-PC-T91-SwivelScreen-Netbook-Review/ - Asus making tablet netbooks, nice - reviewer wishes screen was conductive, but resistive makes for such better doodling! Glad to see more options for my compulsive need to doodle in a techish way.
July 16, 2009
--A note of passing: WBCN is going away. I wasn't here in Boston early enough, or generally cool enough, to really get some of its big milestones, or how it will be missed. Post-divorce, I found Howard Stern in the morning weirdly cathartic, and then it always seemed strange to be the place to go for Patriots radio broadcasts...
Anyway, I've recently had my interest reawakened in the cartoonist Shary Flenniken, especially her Trots and Bonnie, and its fun kind of Little-Nemo-in-Slumberland-tinged sexiness. This caused me to try emailing her, and we've corresponded a little.
(A lovely mild thrill when an artist you've seen in mainstream, non-virtual publications turns out to be accessible via e-mail and happy to chat a bit! It reminds me of my dad's scheme to send self-addressed postcards to authors asking whether they sign and send back their own works mailed to them... the trick with the postcard was, very often he'd get at least a signature on the card, even if they declined to autograph the work.)
She mentioned a DVD with medium-quality scans of all the National Lampoon issues, so I ordered that, in part to see her work, and in part to see if I could find an issue I remember finding semi-stashed away by my dad... (Turns out it was the December 1982 issue. I was probably attracted by the big ET lampoon on the cover, but it was the mildly lascivious (you know what? Livacious should TOTALLY be a word) pseudo-centerfold of Mrs. Clause reclining in front of horny elves (as Santa was making his rounds) that has stuck in my mind 26 years later.)
Anyway, this advertisement is from the December 1980 issue of National Lampoon. (I'm not sure if it was a localized ad or if it appeared nationwide.) Reading the old magazines is weird, the mix of cigarette, booze, stereo, and cologne ads is so different from today's world that sometimes I'm not sure which ads were real and which were the parodies. (Plus that mention that 70s habit of ads with big paragraphs of text. I kind of like that, actually. I think the style lasted longer in the UK.)
...And RIP, WBCN.
"In the context of science, nouns are just exceptionally slow verbs."
http://dutycyclegenerator.com/ - Neil Baldwin made music for the NES in the 80s and 90s, he talks about the process, and there are little widgets to hear the songs he made.
http://www.adn.com/2835/story/864687.html -huge mystery blob in Alask. Are these the oiliens from x-files? "What was left of a dead goose -- just bones and feathers"
INTERVIEWER: How intelligent are dinosaurs?
DINOSAUR RACER 2: We're probably not going to win any prizes, but if you think about it, neither are you.
--from Let Us Now Praise Awesome Dinosaurs by my friend Leonard Richardson (1 comment)
July 17, 2009
at BoingBoing, some talk about the restored footage. (What do NASA and the BBC have in common? They've both destroyed big chunks of their priceless heritage in the need to recycle magnetic tape.)
But it's ok, at leas we have our permanent moon colony and... oh, never mind.
http://www.slate.com/id/2223013/ - remember that old line that "man began to walk upright to free his hands for masturbation"? Now I believe it...
"Children see magic because they look for it."
--Christopher Moore, "Lamb - The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal"
http://bakingbites.com/2007/09/car-baked-chocolate-chip-cookies-step-by-step/ - dashboard cookies in the parking lot at work (12 comments)
July 18, 2009
I don't know if this is supposed to be Megatron and a feminized Starscream (which given the kind of gay-subtext top/bottom relationship they seem to have in the cartoon is kind of funny) or "Star Ruby", one of the fan-created female Decepticons.
"Skateboarding, first known as 'sidewalk surfing', split off from surfing when people decided it would be much more fun if you lost a layer of skin and a joint every time you screwed up. Or at least, it would be more fun if all the newbies did that instead of clogging up the beach. This means skateboarders were outwitted by surfer dudes, a feat thought medically impossible by anyone still breathing."
http://macmagazine.uol.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/17-apple_1983.png - www.apple.com circa 1983 (3 comments)
July 19, 2009
"If ants had nuclear weapons, they would probably end the world in a week."
--Journey to the Ants, Bert Holldobler & Edward O. Wilson
My entry for Klik of the Month #25 -- I made the screen a bit too big to post in place here. Arrow keys move, z and x fire and jump.
Falls a bit under "failed experiments", especially how some of the blocks are still flying upward, but at least I got around the feel of what I had been aiming for. Inspired by BoingBoing Offworld's coverage of Puit Wars.
The way deleted youtube videos still have a preview still is both a cruel tease and an important marker of what was.
Those weird nighttime thoughts of how weird it is to be. And how someday, to be no longer.
Or, god wiling, to be old; to be living in largely in the past tense. Am I living enough now to feel good about it later?
Future self, I swear on all that's holy I'm doing the best I possibly can.
Or maybe not, but you wouldn't've done much better, you old coot! (7 comments)
July 20, 2009
via mattjordan's tumblr -- guess it's mostly just a remix of this trailer for "2012" but with much better music.
http://www.slate.com/id/2222931/ - Slate on making lucid dreaming happen
http://www.slate.com/id/2223035/ - Slate on why USA should embrace the Roundabout... the article implies that the Northeast's "Rotary" is something different, but I think the stuff at, say, Alewife/Fresh Pond are textbook examples - and they seem to have much more reliable throughput than the nearby traffic lights.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/space/07/20/apollo11.irpt/index.html - the 10 year old who helped Apollo 11
"When does later become never?"
--/usr/bin/fortune via slashdot
http://wechoosethemoon.org/ - "live" moon landing replay RIGHT NOW.
You know in a lot of ways the moon landing astronauts remind me more of deep sea divers than anything else.
mario mushrooms from radishes!
July 21, 2009
JZ's pup Brody:
Mostly I was amused by the series of nearly identical photos of him JZ had on his iPhone.
I made a simpler Small Gif Cinema version but it's not that great:
http://www.doublex.com/section/arts/changing-my-shape-learning-hindi - how learning Hindi remolded her mind, some of the changes seemed interesting, others disturbing in terms of gender roles.
iPhone timezone support is so retarded. If you forgot to manually set the timezone and started putting in appointments, you're hosed.
Ok, so it's nice that I can synch to Exchange at work. But iPhone- first calendar "red", second "orange? Your rainbow-love makes for bad UI! (4 comments)
July 22, 2009
--Meant to post this Saturday, the date of the last Klik of the Month Klub. This is a "Let's Play" video from one of the best games of the previous KotMK. (Let's Play videos are where someone narrates their experience finding out about a new game... usually not so over the top as this one. They are good ways of finding out about new games without the stress of finding and downloading and getting into them yourself, kind of like less judgmental game reviews.)
The voice is a bit goofy but that is mostly just mirroring the amazing old-time goofiness of the original game.
Volvo in front of me on way to work with round white pseudo-EU stickers
"I <3 WTM" and "<3 MV". Yay ambiguous support!
I'm not sure if I'd ever order "mint flavored coffee", but drinking iced coffee around Orbit "Mint Mojito" gum is surprisingly tasty.
Starting a sentence in the subject and completing in the message body is a bit wrong headed, some readers break the flow of how it was typed.
Smugness in getting a 5 pack of GE low-watt bulbs is mitigated by them being a box of 5- with each in its own box- each inside another box.
July 23, 2009
...but I find myself yearning for a small room dance party now.
http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2009/08/sarah-palin200908 - Vanity Fair on Sarah Palin (just before she resigned) - evenhanded, I think. (via Josh)
Just swapped my twitter names so that "kirkjerk" is my main account, and "khftcea" I'm keeping around for grins. Kirk's Home for the Chronically Easily Amused is a name that goes back to 1997 on my Palmpilot, but isn't easy to type, or for people to recognize.
Penny Arcade predicts the future of profanity: "Ham Doctor", "Voltron Nightgown", "Strawberry Smurf", "Cherry Split", "Caramel Pollock", "Greasy Pumpkin", "Tangy Slipper", "'The Prestige'" (10 comments)
July 24, 2009
Bathroom reading! Some people find it disgusting. For others it's a small pleasure of life, a refuge from the tumult of day to day existence.
Recently I decided to press the reset button on the material I had at hand in there... My bathroom library was as follows:
- Loadstar (old C=64 magazine-on-disk) catalog
- Holy Cow
- The Book of Sequels
- Cooking for Dummies
- Penny Arcade 2: Epic Legends of the Magic Sword Kings
- Edge Presents The 100 Best Video Games
- WWII From Here to Eternity (WW2 as drawn and painted by soldiers)
- The Photographer's Manual
- Tufts University ("College History Series")
- My New Filing Technique is Unstoppable
- Discussion and Interaction in the Academic Community (Aunt's)
- Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Player's Guide
- Clerks: The Lost Scene (Comic)
- Clerks: Holiday Special (Comic)
- The Illustrated History of WWII
- Adobe Photoshop Elements 7: Maximum Performance
- My I Kiss You on the Lips, Miss Sandra?
- 5 copies of Wired
- 8 copies of Game Informer
- Hardcore Gamer Magazine
- Fashion Rocks (think this was bundled with a Wired)
Any volunteers to describe their bathroom library in the comments? Or is it still all just old Calvin and Hobbes and Bloom Counties?
(As for the "ick" and "well I'm never borrowing a book from HIM" factors... I dunno. I suspect if you start going down the road of uptightness beyond washing your hands after using the bathroom, it's a slippery slope to starting to freak out how many insect bits per gallon are allowed in foods, or about the eyebrow mites we all carry, or the intestinal bacteria that help us all out, and 1,000 other ways where things we think of as relatively pristine are really quite icky.)
Random anecdote: my dad grew up rural enough to remember some places where the Sears Roebuck catalog served as a combination of toilet paper and reading material (maybe for an outhouse at the cousins' farm?) There was a specified order to which sections of the catalog got torn out first; I think it started with shoes.
Trees and grass are looking so green. Is that because all the rainwater "lets" them be, or they desperately reaching to use any sun they can?
After a spring and half a summer of sandals, socks and shoes (for a business meeting) feels like swaddling clothes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=231hnz3EDwg - The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2 comments)
July 25, 2009
Thirteen Ways of Looking at the Arrest of Henry Louis Gates, Jr.
From half a mile away
In Central Square
Where police still hang
After headquarters moved
Because they are called here eventually
And they like that Italian place I go to.
The unused tricycle.
And the occupied holding cell.
If he really said
"I'll speak to you your momma outside,"
That would be the best part.
On top of a hill called "Class"
Looking at another hill called "Race."
Or the other way around.
It is hard to tell which hill is higher.
Chapter 272, Section 53
To "rogues and vagabonds."
It now merely threatens
"Common railers and brawlers."
Everyone should be afraid of the police.
Even though no one should have to be.
Amy lived on Ware St.
She sat in my living room
Describing how well Skip dresses
How he smiles at strangers.
That southern thing.
Andy had never heard of Gates.
But knows one of the cops
Who showed up in a news photo.
A Cambridge cop once yelled
Because I came too close
To an exploded manhole.
"I'm sorry. I don't want you to get hurt."
Melissa Harris Lacewell
thought you should know
#SkipGates...likes white folks.
If you yell at a cop in my part of Cambridge
It is usually okay.
As long as you are homeless
Malcolm X. asked
What do you call a black man with a Ph.D.?
In Cambridge, you call him a rock star.
Some people do, anyway.
I too have had
Just-got-back-from-Asia jet lag.
It makes you crazy.
With all due apologies.
--from Ayun's LiveJournal. So brilliant! And so right about the "yo mama" line!
"The Butterfly Effect" was a pretty good flick! Kind of like an extended Twilight Zone episode.
"First there is a time when we believe everything, then for a little while we believe with discrimination, then we believe nothing whatever, and then we believe everything again - and, moreover, give reasons why we believe."
--Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
The IKEA catalog, strangely soothing and hypnotic- all those idyllic scenes painted in words. Are those real apartments done up, or sets? (4 comments)
July 26, 2009
--I know in certain cultures it's a terrible insult to
The paint roller is a brilliant device! There's a whiff of controversy over its inventor on the wikipedia page but still, it's great.
"'Clitoris' would be a bad name for a sub shop. Or any business for that matter. It's even a bad name for what it is a name for."
Tomcat and Eclipse configuration issues (thought solved, somehow recurring, much like a venereal disease) are shaking my confidence in my chosen career. (1 comment)
July 27, 2009
--The punchline of the parody is a bit harsh, but still.
I need to learn how to stretch stuff around in Photoshop Elements (assuming it supports it.)
ODBC and Hibernate -- now you can put your tabular-ish records on the filesystem, and your properties file in your database, and confuse other developers for hours! Never underestimate the "what the hell??" power of such a configuration! (3 comments)
July 28, 2009
TIPS FOR PERFORMERS: Playing cards have the top half upside-down to help cheaters. There are a finite number of jokes in the universe. Singing is a trick to get people to listen to music for longer than they would ordinarily. There is no music in space. People will pay to watch people make sounds. Everything on stage should be larger than in real life.
LIVING WITH OTHER PEOPLE: Violence on television only affects children whose parents act like television personallities. Table manners are for people who have nothing better to do. Civilization is a religion. Civilized people walk funny. There is always a party going on somewhere. People will remember you if you always wear the same outfit.
LIFE ON EARTH: Men like pastries, women like custards. Scientists have invented a love drug, but it only works on bugs. Animals like earthquakes, tornadoes, and volcanic activity. Nuclear weapons can wipe out life on Earth, if used properly. Cats like houses better than people. Dolphins find people amusing, but they don't want to talk to them. People look ridiculous when they're in ecstasy. Schools are for training people how to listen to other people. Body odor is the window to the soul. Sound is worth money.
IN THE HOME: There have been cases where people's shoes got stuck on their feet and could never be removed. The best way to get rid of unwanted flying insects is to have strong body odor. There hasn't been a good=looking American car in 20 years. There is always something on television. The best length for television programs is either 30 seconds or 8 hours.
THE SPACE PEOPLE: Space People read our mail. The Space People think that TV news programs are comedies, and that soap operas are news. The Space People will contact us when they can make money by doing so. The Space People think factories are musical instruments. They sing along with them. Each song lasts from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. No music on weekends.
MONEY: People will do odd things if you give them money. When everything is worth money, then money is worth nothing. If you keep your money in your shoe, then people will know which bills are yours. If you crumple your money into little bills, it will never stick together. The best way to touch money is by the edges. U.S. money is the worst looking money in the world.
WORLD TRAVEL: Passport pictures are what people really look like. Rich people will travel great distances to look at poor people. Toast is the national dish of Australia. People never travel to look at flat landscapes. People would rather watch things than eat. Looking at postcards is better than looking at the real thing. Looking up is as scary as looking down.
IN THE FUTURE: In the future, women will have breasts all over. In the future, it will be a relief to find a place without culture. In the future, plates of food will have names and titles. In the future, we will all drive standing up. In the future, love will be taught on television and by listening to pop songs.
WORK: Crime is a job. Sex is a job. Growing up is a job. School is a job. Going to parties is a job. Religion is a job. Being creative is a job.
--EB sent me the liner notes to the Taking Heads' "Stop Making Sense" for some reason... neat stuff. I like how it predicts the Segway in the Fture section.
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2009/07/exclusive-interview-with-a-pirate/ - International Talk With a Pirate Day.
http://kirkjerk.com/2004/07/28/ - heh, 5 years ago today I published my first Processing app... Man, 5 Years? Anyway, fun language
So far the only good thing about Outlook Spam block is that it successfully junked "Celebrate 10 Years of Messenger" from Windows Live Team-
"Please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery" - what was up with that? Every product coming in from overseas?
Just watched the Red Sox retire Jim Rice's number- Heh, wonder if they rearranged the #s so it wasn't him + Jackie Robinson apart from the white guys--
Kirk's Law of Code Comments: Developers who think a bug tracking # is sufficient for a code comment or check-in message are probably not very good developers. (13 comments)
July 29, 2009
--Animation by Antonio Linhares. Been thinking about Raymond Scott lately. It's too bad his quintet's version of his "Powerhouse" doesn't have the- well, power- of Carl Stalling's Loony Tunes version, which the first minute of this is based on. (Maybe I should rip this as an MP3...I purchased a Carl Stalling mp3 from Amazon, but this cut wasn't stand alone, just mashed in with all the rest.)
http://www.slate.com/id/2223680/ - learn the term "rescission", and question if a gov't agency is gonna be worse than a for-profit HMO.
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2009/07/-it-sounds-like-something.ars - "like BattleBots, but with money". I always suspected greedier, smarter people than me were running my stock market ideas...
Dave Sim's Tangent vs Valerie Solanas SCUM manifesto - FIGHT! Lets see who can be the most screwed up about the other gender. (Still like Solanas' "zestfully, lustfully, tearing off a piece" description of good sex.)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/505307 - When Pigs Fly flash game by dessgeega, I get a playtester credit in the ingame credits. Neat!!! (13 comments)
July 30, 2009
--A few weeks ago I found this totally scary picture on a cardboard box for a child's scoot-around car in EB's backyard. (You can see original picture here -- it still has that Stepford-Wife-in-Training look but isn't quote so Zombie-like.)
Harold and the Purple Nurple
One Scab Two Scabs Red Scab Blue Scab
Make Sauce for Ducklings
Just got tickets for a week in Portugal in September. Because I'm an idiot, I have to figure out what to do overnight in London.
http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/lists/2009/07/reasons-why-the-insane-clown-posses-2009-gathering.html -- THIRTY REASONS WHY THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE'S 2009 GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS INFOMERCIAL IS THE GREATEST YOUTUBE CLIP EVER
July 31, 2009
--In retrospect, it seems kind of weird to have played (the original of) this at my actual wedding.
Between a team that's "pick one, pitching or hitting" and the unstartling but disappointing Big Papi "tested positive" news, bad time for the Red Sox.